Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
