i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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