This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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