Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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