I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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