WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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