Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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