The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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