dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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