All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can tuck mytits in my pants
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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