Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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