She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Randomize
