Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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