i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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