I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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