Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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