So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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