Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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