come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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