i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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