My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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