I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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