We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You're so nebulous sometimes
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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