Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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