Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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