my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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