I can't breathe out the right side of my face
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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