Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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