My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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