Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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