Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
another moral hangover. fuck.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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