She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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