I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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