found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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