Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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