Need sex. Gaining weight.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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