i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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