So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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