He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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