He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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