summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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