i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
it was like eating out sand paper
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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