I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We are two peas in an std pod
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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