yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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