why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
