Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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