when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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