new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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