i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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