I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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