is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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