Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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