it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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