She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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