Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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