No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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