the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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