Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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