What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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